ommanyte:

take me home

country gnome

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federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

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volnixshin:

starfleetrambo:

I had a dream I went to class but only a few people were there. When I asked one of them (a guy who was just staring blankly at the chalkboard) where the rest were, he only said “they’re all awake”. 

When I woke up, I realized I overslept and missed my first class.

Purgatory class is in session

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altrewind:

luxtempestas:

3. Essexshire polka-stripe

2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 

1. Split jest broiler

but are split jest broilers really worth it? yeah, they put on weight quickly and reach market weight a long time before the other breeds listed, but theyre so unhealthy!!! if you let them live past the butcher date they start to develop bone and heart issues because theyve literally been bred to keep growing

i dont know about you guys but im willing to sacrifice a bit more feed and space so i have clowns who can actually clown. i want to see them honking, roosting in their clown car, and making balloon animals, not just laying around and getting fat

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talesfromweirdland:

godawfulsmallfuzz:

manx:

can we please stop reblogging that post about david bowie being a p-dophile because he supposedly slept with an underage groupie

the groupie, lori mattix, said in an interview with thrillist that she lost her virginity to him in 1973 when she was 15. but in an earlier interview with paul trynka, she claimed it happened in october 1972 when she was only 14. she also completely changed the narrative, first saying she snuck into his hotel room and later deciding he approached her at a restaurant. 

also, according to another ex-groupie, she was confirmed in a relationship with jimmy page in the summer of 1972, well before bowie ever toured in california, where she lived.

he was pretty vocal about his stance against p-dophilia as he wrote “shopping for girls” about child trafficking in thailand, threatened to fire his drummer for sending teenage girls to his hotel room, and refused to perform the kiss scene written into the movie labyrinth because jennifer connelly was 14 at the time.

its good to fact check before spreading accusations as serious as this, especially about an activist who campaigned against racism against aboriginal people in australia, openly criticized MTV for not playing music videos by black artists, and, with his wife iman, donated millions of dollars to various human rights organizations in the third world.

Guys, PLEASE REBLOG THIS. Even if you’re not a HUGE fan, reblogging this will do a lot of people a lot of good

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hanari502:

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

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